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www.groovekorea.com / February 2014 72 By Dean Crawford When it comes to friendly debate in a social  setting, I sometimes find it easier to tackle a  conversation about religion or politics than one  about film — especially when the discussion  turns to the subject of remakes. The argu- ment usually begins with one side asserting,  “It’s a classic! Don’t touch it!” with the other  side inevitably countering, “Yeah, but this will  introduce the original to a new generation of  filmgoers.” In the end, it’s rare for either side  to back down.   I fall somewhere in the middle. The only time  I think remakes are a necessary evil is when  it comes to science fiction. For example, Paul  Verhoeven’s “Total Recall” (1990) is undoubt- edly a classic, but viewed 20 years on from  its original release, it feels cheesy and dated.  I’m no Trekkie, but after watching J.J. Abrams’  updated vision of “Star Trek” (2009) I’m more  inclined to go back and watch the originals,  “Wrath of Khan” (1982) in particular. See, re- makes don’t always have to be a bad thing. Having said that, the newest film to prove  that Hollywood has run out of ideas — sorry,  I mean, “the newest film getting a modern re- boot” — is “Robocop,” directed by José Padil- ha, best known for his exciting “Elite Squad”  movies. Set in Detroit in 2028, dedicated cop and  family man Alex Murphy (Joel Kinnaman) is  critically wounded while working for the city’s  police department. Sensing a political and fi- nancial opportunity, technology company Om- niCorp uses this tragedy as a chance to create  a police officer that is part man, part machine  — the Robocop. The stellar supporting cast in- cludes Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman and  Michael Keaton.  While I don’t necessarily have an issue with  this particular remake, I have to keep in mind  that what made Paul Verhoeven’s original so  special was its satirical tone and comments  on class and society of the time. I worry the  remake will forgo these themes in favor of one  explosion too many, just like last year’s “Total  Recall.” If that is the case, I plan to get off  the fence and firmly plant myself in the “Don’t  touch it!” camp at my next dinner party. I think most people can agree that one of the  best filmmakers of this generation, and argu- ably any generation, is Paul Thomas Ander- son. “Boogie Nights” (1997) and “There Will  Be Blood” (2007) are, in my opinion, two of  the finest films ever made and I get a rush of  excitement every time he releases a new film.  So you can imagine my disappointment when  I briefly scanned February’s new releases and  misread that the director of the upcoming  destruction movie “Pompeii” isn’t Paul T. An- derson, but Paul W.S. Anderson, director of  films such as “Resident Evil” (2002), “Mortal  Kombat” (1995), “Alien vs. Predator” (2004),  “Resident Evil 4” (2010) and “Resident Evil 5”  (2012). Definitely not one of the finest film- makers of his generation. “Pompeii” is the story of Milo (Kit Harington),  a former slave and now formidable gladiator,  and his true love Cassia (Emily Browning), who  has been unwillingly forced into a relationship  with a Roman senator. With Pompeii facing  certain destruction as Mount Vesuvius begins  to erupt, Milo must find a way to save Cassia  before the city and everything he knows is de- stroyed forever. After viewing the first trailer, I’d say the best  way to describe “Pompeii” is a cross between  “Gladiator” (2000) and “The Day After Tomor- row” (2004). Pompeii looks glamorous, as  do the people who inhabit it. Harington, who  many will recognize as Jon Snow from “Game  of Thrones” (2011- ), and Adewale Akinn- uoye-Agbaje (Mr. Eko from “Lost”) wear pre- cious little and have stomachs you could clean  your clothes on. But don’t worry guys (or gals),  the ladies aren’t wearing much either! The  fight scenes look big and the destruction looks  bigger, which you can of course see in glorious,  overpriced, under-lit 3-D. As much as I hate on Paul W.S. Anderson,  I have to admit that I did really enjoy “Event  Horizon” (1997) and I do hold a faint glimmer  of hope that on this occasion he has made  a decent film. Unlike the people of Pompeii,  however, I won’t be holding my breath.  13 20 Sci-f / Action 121 minutes Action / Adventure 102 minutes Feb. Feb. Pompeii Robocop Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson Directed by José Padilha AT THE BOX OFFICE THE BIG SCREEN Edited by Jenny Na (jenny@groovekorea.com) MUsIC & ARTs